Kelley Greene

I think this is what they did yesterday during the derailment,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 08:23:23 -0400

I think this is what they did yesterday during the derailment, right? (at CTA - Belmont)

A Letter To The Guy Who Harassed Me Outside The Bar

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:07:28 -0500

A Letter To The Guy Who Harassed Me Outside The Bar :

“Ask your female friends, if you have any, if they’ve ever walked home late at night with a key pushed through their knuckles, just in case, if they’ve ever crossed the street to avoid a stranger, just in case, if they’ve ever taken the long way home because of the weird guy on the corner, just in case. Ask them if they’ve ever made up a boyfriend to get a guy to leave them alone, if they’ve ever gotten off a train car and moved to the next because you just never know, if they’ve ever shelled out for a cab because men like you were at the bus stop.”

I’ve kept my keys handy many a time. Absolutely.

wilwheaton: I’m looking in your direction, Glee.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:15:49 -0500

wilwheaton:

I’m looking in your direction, Glee.

frigerator: true friendship <3

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:27:11 -0500

frigerator:

true friendship

afternoonsnoozebutton: “Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:24:23 -0500

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

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Thu, 27 Dec 2012 10:05:48 -0500

LEAVE WESLEY CRUSHER ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:44:52 -0500

LEAVE WESLEY CRUSHER ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

So excited to see @robdelaney tonight! Also my seat kinda juts...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:29:37 -0500

So excited to see @robdelaney tonight! Also my seat kinda juts out into the aisle so I don’t have to worry about anyone tall sitting in front of me. This is the best. (at Athenaeum Theatre)

Blah.

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:32:29 -0500

Blah.

At Least Hurricane Sandy Gave Us The Eli Manningest Of Eli Manning Photos

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 10:47:57 -0400

deadspincom:

Not only did Eli Manning, who lives in Hoboken, N.J., survive Hurricane Sandy, he remains as adorkable as ever. The above picture of Manning surveying the flood damage to what we assume is his apartment building was tweeted out last night by Kate Mara. Manning appears to be more concerned about whether or not his mom remembered to buy extra pizza rolls than he is by his building’s flooded lobby.

Love this. Love it so much.

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 16:41:01 -0400

bindersfullofwomen: binders + Lucile & Mitt redux. As in,...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:56:16 -0400

bindersfullofwomen:

binders + Lucile & Mitt redux.

As in, Go-buy-us some female cabinet members.

wilwheaton: I am easily amused, other people on Reddit are...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 13:50:43 -0400

wilwheaton:

I am easily amused, other people on Reddit are easily amused, and we have a good time being easily amused together.

Glorious.

digitalhotdogs: did a quick mock up of what it would look like...

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 13:06:16 -0400

digitalhotdogs:

did a quick mock up of what it would look like if charles barkley rode the bus if anybody is interested

Ermahgerd Cerpcerks! Thanks, Sarah!! (Taken with Instagram at...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:16:22 -0400

Ermahgerd Cerpcerks!

Thanks, Sarah!! (Taken with Instagram at Groupon)

Go my meme. Go forth! Angsty Teen Cow - Imgur

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 11:00:52 -0400

Go my meme. Go forth!

Angsty Teen Cow - Imgur

Got a ridiculous amount of work done today… (Taken with...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:20:04 -0400

Got a ridiculous amount of work done today… (Taken with Instagram)

PW and I share the same birthday. <3 peeweesplayhouse: Happy...

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:54:03 -0400

PW and I share the same birthday. <3

peeweesplayhouse:

Happy 60th Birthday to Paul Reubens today.

The dudes still got it!

Me when someone starts to talk about @Groupon stock

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:47:17 -0400

Yup.

soyeahduh:

at first I’m all like,

after :30 seconds,

> it happens.

Effing awesome.

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 20:40:30 -0400

Effing awesome.